martes, 30 de junio de 2009

Trans-for-mers! 2!

Konban wa zu jedem =)

Acabo de caer a casa, 1:30.
Noche de locos, no la vi venir.

Vimos Transformers 2.
Popcorness - 10.0 - Michael Bay, slowmo tits and OST by Linkin Park
Plot - 1.0 - Plot? What plot?
Special Effects - 8.0 - Transformers 1 had better CGI.
Music - 7.5 - Didn't I just mentioned Linkin Park? Yeah, but it fits the mood of the film.
Acting - 7.0 - Just to be fair. I'd love to see all of them doing, say, The English Patient.

General:
10.0 with critic friends (As in "What? MORE yankee cannon fodder??? You guys couldn't even beat the Wehrmacht, sure you can blow a couple of alien robots on steroids. Just keep making movies about it, just follow your dreams... eams... ams... *Mufasa fades into a cloud")
8.0 with a special someone (As in "Are... are you ok? Are you cold? Are you bored? Should we escape while our brains remain uncorrupted?")
3.0 with a blow up doll. (As in... no, let's leave it at that)

Special mention well deserved by having the only afro american that lived through an entire movie, against all odds.

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